Requiem for the FPSes of Old

Posted By Tobiah on March 9, 2010

I’ve noticed an odd trend within the gaming community, specifically in regard to First Person Shooters:

OLD is BAD

As far as the majority of the FPS-enjoying world is concerned if a new game has come out, everything before it was horrible unbalanced garbage.  A while back Halo 3 was the new kid on the block, shiny and handsome.  Then Gears of War 2 was released, and suddenly everyone was acting like the Master Chief stepped in something.  In time, Gears of War 2 gave way to Modern Warfare 2, the new golden child, who in turn was replaced by Battlefront: Bad Company 2.

Under this system, anyone who still plays an old video game is either a cheater, a small child, or a camper.  Playing a game older than a year is akin to being a dog-fucker.  No one returns your calls, people avoid eye contact with you on the street, your credit rating goes to hell.  It’s awful.

I respect the system which the gaming gods have given us, and do my best to spit on the heretics whenever I can.  But for the life of me I don’t understand it.  I can think of no other genre of video game which subscribes to this philosophy.  Yoshi’s Island did not suddenly render Super Mario World unplayable, nor do fans of Final Fantasy XXI (or whatever ludicrous number they are up to) go around the internet hunting the fans of previous editions down like feral dogs and trolling them to death.

It stands to reason that the multiplayer aspect is a major influence, although to call that “the reason” would involve succumbing to two fallacies.  First, that different is a synonym for better, and second that in order to like one game, you must retroactively hate all previous games.  It’s like these FPSes are jealous girlfriends that will smash everything in the house if you so much as look at a picture of your Ex.  It also doesn’t explain why the old/bad interchange doesn’t extend to other multiplayer endeavors, such as online RPGs or Real Time Strategy games.

The one FPS that has seemingly managed to avoid this fate is Counterstrike, although in that case it may be due more to dark wizardry than anything else.  It can be said that those who still adhere to the old ways are more beast than man, sustained by arcane rituals and sacrifices to an unspeakable and ancient master known as de_dust.

Whatever the cause, this mind-set remains a constant mystery to me.  Of course, I’m the guy who still boots up old adventure games from time to time, just to kick that stupid wizard’s cat, so perhaps it’s simply beyond me.

Still Alive

Posted By Tobiah on September 6, 2009

I realize that it’s been nearly a month since I updated, so I figured that I ought to at least but something here.  I have in fact been writing (quite a bit), but not things which I feel are appropriate to post here.  I’m sorry if that’s a disappointment to anyone.

In recompense, here’s a rather interesting video regarding dimensions.

Saturday Link Dump – 08/15/09

Posted By Tobiah on August 15, 2009

Sculptures in Motion by Peter Jansen

Rock-art find rewrites history – 06 Oct 2008 – NZ Herald: International and World News

Welcome to the Photo-Africa Blog!: Brutal or Amazing. You Decide…

Gobekli Tepe – Paradise Regained? | Articles | Features | Fortean Times UK

Ex Astris Scientia – Galleries – Bridge Drawings

Scientists Track Down Source of Earth’s Hum | Wired Science | Wired.com

Regarding the Reconciliation of Science and Religion

Posted By Tobiah on August 8, 2009

Today I was cleaning out a portion of my harddrive and I found a cache of documents I’d saved from between 1999-2004, including the following, quoted from Everything2:

In the beginning God created three dimensions of space and one of time as a four dimensional pseudo-riemannian manifold with signature (3,1). And the manifold had a scalar curvature approaching infinity asymptotically as time approaches the beginning. The mass-energy it contained was without form, and the inflaton moved upon the face of the spacetime. And God began to divide the fundamental forces. First He separated that which controls the geometry of spacetime and named it gravity. Next He separated the strong force from the rest, which He named the electroweak force. Then God saw that the quantum vacuum of the inflaton was false, so lo he smote it with a second order phase transition, and that did drive exponential inflation of spacetime from the negative energy density of the quantum field. And the universe became vast. And He said, “Let there be quarks in the midst of the quark-gluon plasma,” and he divided the quarks from the antiquarks. And He saw that matter was good, so He caused then CP violation to make more matter than antimatter, so that all might not be annihilated. And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light, for quark-antiquark annihilation created photons. And so ended the grand unification epoch.

10-12 seconds after the beginning, in the electroweak epoch, God said, “Let electromagnetism be separate from the weak nuclear force and the photons be distinguishable from the weak bosons,” and it was so. And God said, “Let the quarks gather together as brothers and be bound by the gluon, that there might be baryons. ” The baryons condensed and God named them protons and neutrons according to their charge, and almost all the antimatter was annihilated. And one second after the beginning God began nucleosynthesis, bringing together the protons and neutrons to form nuclei. And God said, “Let the hydrogen and deuterium nuclei undergo fusion and bring forth helium, and those bring forth lithium and beryllium according to the laws of the nuclear forces,” and it was so. And God saw that it was good. After 3 minutes, He made it too cool for fusion and waited and the universe cooled and expanded for the next 300,000 years. And then God said, “Let there be recombination, let the electrons be bound to the nuclei,” and He separated the electromagnetic waves from the atoms and so brought forth the cosmic microwave background radiation.

And God said, “Let there be structure in the universe. Let there be fluctuations in matter density that collapse due to gravitational instability.” And God created great nebulae and every celestial object, which brought forth in space protostars. In these protostars He caused fusion to be rekindled, and they became stars as the gas heated and ionized to become plasma, so that the stars gave light throughout the universe: and God saw that it was good. And God said, “Let the first stars expend their nuclear fuel and lose hydrostatic equilibrium, so that they might become supernovae.” And the stars went supernova, creating elements with nuclei heavier than iron, and they were spread throughout the cosmos. And from what was left of the nebulae of the stars God made protoplanets, and the asteroids, and everything that flieth through space or orbiteth a star. And the protoplanets cooled, and one became the Earth.

I’ve personally dithered back and forth regarding my own personal beliefs regarding the nature of the universe and its origins.  However, there is nothing inherent in Christianity specifically or religion in general that should make it irreconcilable with science, if that’s what floats your boat.  That being said, biblical literalism is immensely stupid in every regard.

Saturday Link Dump – 08/08/09

Posted By Tobiah on August 8, 2009

A little taste of the strangeness : Pharyngula – The creation museum is a weird freaking place, or it was until they shut it down for tax evasion.

An Analysis of Leading Congressional Health Care Bills, 2007-2008: Part I, Insurance Coverage – If you’re part of the tl;dr crowd, the jist of it is that Single Payer Universal Healthcare would save the US about $58 Billion a year.  I found it illuminating, but I’m weird like that.

Change you can freak out about / Or: How parkland pot, flying cars and John Cusack will save the world – He rags on about the pot a bit hard, but there is an overall point here.

The Root Bridges of Cherrapungee | Shillong, India | Atlas Obscura

Discovery News: Material World: Artificial Leaf Pumps Water and Makes Electricity

Master of the Game: Grounding

Posted By Tobiah on August 3, 2009

I’ve edged around the topic of grounding several times before (notably in the articles on genre and the player sphere of perception), but never dealt with it directly, so I feel it’s time to remedy that. As a general rule, it’s necessary for the party to be grounded in the game setting, both on a character level and on a player level. On either level, “Strangers in a Strange Land” presents numerous problems which need to be addressed. (more…)

Saturday Link Dump – 08/01/09

Posted By Tobiah on August 1, 2009

Sorry I haven’t been posting more recently. Things.

OpEdNews – The American Road to Fascism — a synopsis of Chris Hedges’ new book, Empire of Illusion

Bizarre theory suggests time may be running out | BreakingNews.ie

Lumberjack Jim (COMIC)

Brilliant Craig Ferguson rant about what’s wrong with society. (video)

The Great Tax Con Job – Democratic Underground

Saturday Link Dump – 07/17/09

Posted By Tobiah on July 18, 2009

It’s been a slow week on this here internet, I suppose.

BBC NEWS | Technology | Snooping through the power socket

Video Games on Vimeo – Really awesome video, although NSFW

GM/Party Communication

Posted By Tobiah on July 16, 2009

A while back I made some comments about the nature of players in a game versus the audience of a show or book.  Of specific note, I said:

When you are planning your adventure you can never make your plots dependent on predicting specific player action; especially when that action is predicated on the players not making logical conclusions.

This became relevant again because of a conversation I had over IM recently with my friend and former group member Ben, discussing his newly formed Deadlands game.  It also ties back to comments I made in a number of previous articles, and especially the one on the group contract.  The text has been editted for spelling and clarity: (more…)

Saturday Link Dump – 07/11/09

Posted By Tobiah on July 11, 2009

Brain represents tools as temporary body parts, study confirms

Lewis and Clark . Inside the Corps . To Equip an Expedition | PBS

Android envy hits with Layar | 9 to 5 Mac

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“The DNA Code” – New Research Shows Life Hardwired in the Universe